'Merica's Energy Drink
Quick question: what's cooler, a monster, a rock star, or 'Merica? If you hesitated answering that question, you're on the wrong page partner.
On this page, in this company, we answer 'Merica every time - that's why the red, white, and blue is emblazoned on our cans. It's why we flavored one of our energy drinks with Freedom - like, legit. Literally, it's called "Freedom."
So you can either play peek-a-boo with a monster, jump around like a rock star, or you can down Freedom and f%#k s$!t up because it's 'Merica. We'll let you decide.