'Merica Energy

$29.99

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Mixed Case (The Melting Pot)

$34.99

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'Merican Made

$29.99

{"id":652809306171,"title":"'Merican Made","handle":"orange","description":"\u003cp\u003ePutting a man on the Moon. The Hoover Dam. Taco Tuesdays. Deep fried turkeys. The Declaration of Independence. All you can eat buffets. Pizza with cheese on the crust \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e in the crust. Some things are just...Made in 'Merica.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe tried to can that feeling for our Made in 'Merica flavor. You know the feeling. You know the taste. That uniquely 'Merican feeling of pushing aside the \"purple stuff\" smilling wide, staring directly into the sun and saying, \"Fresh oranges. God bless America.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSugar-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero calorie \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo artificial colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200mg Caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-proprietary blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCase of 12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-05-07T12:26:58-04:00","created_at":"2018-05-07T12:30:43-04:00","vendor":"Merica Energy","type":"","tags":[],"price":2999,"price_min":2999,"price_max":2999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":7817873981499,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"'Merican Made","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2999,"weight":5443,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":null,"barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/merica-energy-products-ORANGE.jpg?v=1542949203","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-ORANGE-FRONT.jpg?v=1542949203","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-ORANGE-SIDE1.jpg?v=1542949203","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-ORANGE-SIDE2.jpg?v=1542949203"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/merica-energy-products-ORANGE.jpg?v=1542949203","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003ePutting a man on the Moon. The Hoover Dam. Taco Tuesdays. Deep fried turkeys. The Declaration of Independence. All you can eat buffets. Pizza with cheese on the crust \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e in the crust. Some things are just...Made in 'Merica.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe tried to can that feeling for our Made in 'Merica flavor. You know the feeling. You know the taste. That uniquely 'Merican feeling of pushing aside the \"purple stuff\" smilling wide, staring directly into the sun and saying, \"Fresh oranges. God bless America.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSugar-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero calorie \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo artificial colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200mg Caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-proprietary blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCase of 12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"}

Not Your Granny's Apple

$29.99

{"id":652807766075,"title":"Not Your Granny's Apple","handle":"apple","description":"\u003cp\u003eRemember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy's house? Us, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her \"Snitches get Stiches\" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting, when you think about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow we bring that flavor to your home. Enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSugar-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero calorie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo artificial colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200mg Caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-proprietary blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCase of 12 \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2018-05-07T12:26:58-04:00","created_at":"2018-05-07T12:30:11-04:00","vendor":"Merica Energy","type":"","tags":[],"price":2999,"price_min":2999,"price_max":2999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":7817816768571,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Not Your Granny's Apple","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2999,"weight":5443,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":null,"barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/merica-energy-products-APPLE.jpg?v=1542949209","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-APPLE-FRONT.jpg?v=1542949209","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-APPLE-SIDE1.jpg?v=1542949209","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-APPLE-SIDE2.jpg?v=1542949209"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/merica-energy-products-APPLE.jpg?v=1542949209","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eRemember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy's house? Us, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her \"Snitches get Stiches\" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting, when you think about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow we bring that flavor to your home. Enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSugar-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero calorie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo artificial colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200mg Caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-proprietary blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCase of 12 \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}

Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again

$29.99

{"id":652806324283,"title":"Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again","handle":"grape","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter years of failing to produce energy drinks with delicious flavors, this great country needs a new corporation - one with a renewed dedication to the dream of 'Merica, a company that will give that dream new life, and resoundingly says, \"Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those who've abandoned hope in tasty flavors for energy drinks, who've submitted to the endless procession of impostors' bland flavors, and unrealistic promises, 'Merica Energy welcomes you into a great, national crusade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSugar-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero calorie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo artificial colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200mg Caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-proprietary blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCase of 12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-05-07T12:26:58-04:00","created_at":"2018-05-07T12:29:43-04:00","vendor":"Merica Energy","type":"","tags":[],"price":2999,"price_min":2999,"price_max":2999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":7817767419963,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2999,"weight":5443,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":null,"barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/merica-energy-products-GRAPE.jpg?v=1542949207","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-GRAPE-FRONT.jpg?v=1542949207","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-GRAPE-SIDE1.jpg?v=1542949207","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/can-mock-up-GRAPE-SIDE2.jpg?v=1542949207"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/3001\/2475\/products\/merica-energy-products-GRAPE.jpg?v=1542949207","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eAfter years of failing to produce energy drinks with delicious flavors, this great country needs a new corporation - one with a renewed dedication to the dream of 'Merica, a company that will give that dream new life, and resoundingly says, \"Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those who've abandoned hope in tasty flavors for energy drinks, who've submitted to the endless procession of impostors' bland flavors, and unrealistic promises, 'Merica Energy welcomes you into a great, national crusade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ticks\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSugar-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero calorie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo artificial colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200mg Caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-proprietary blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCase of 12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"}

ImPEACHment

$29.99

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